ATLANTA, USA, October 25 — The outlook was uncertain today after children, zombie-like, were seen refusing fast food, candy and super-sized soft drinks after a visit to the Atlanta Botanical Gardens. “It’s horrible…and a miracle at the same time!” said Daisy Mae Mead, and it is now believed by locals to be the solution to the obesity epidemic. Incredibly, the city fathers (and mothers) have embraced this amazing discovery, and can’t understand why they had not recognized this simple answer years ago. The solution is organic broccoli… eaten from a freshly picked head! Amazing.
CJ Hunt, Reporter
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